Monday 15 October 2007

Bali...surfing takes a back seat to debauchery

...in a word Bali was messy. For what was supposed to be a chill-out section of the trip there was a horrendous amount of alcohol consumed which did interfere quite a bit with our ambitions to turn pro-surfers overnight. For every wave we caught about 100 of them caught us, they caught us baaaaad.

After being on the road for 5 months it was great to see some friendly (if somewhat disfigured) faces in the shape of Dave Cahill, Eoin Barry & Richard Kelly. As they have little opportunity to dispute it I'd like to lay the blame of the messy boozefest squarely at their door although my insistence that we regularly re-fuel with shoulders of dubious local rum (...the infamous Mansion House) may have contributed to the alcohol haze...slightly.


View from Dreamland beach..beautiful, quiet secluded spot with absolutely monstrous waves which threw me around like a rag doll..

Normally I'd have no issues with Walshy jumping into the pool fully clothed..this time though I was a bit miffed that he decided to use my clothes...I did repay the favour later on that night/morning though


Late night/early morning drunken pool-based shenanigans, tom-foolery and all-round hi-jinks


Yards from the lads' villa we stumbled upon a secret cock-fighting ring...on this evidence cock's have a hard life
Bubbles shares some of his top-rate deep-throat techniques

Dave Cahill and myself gatecrash a local newlywed couple's romantic beach-front photo shoot (...just prior to this picture the bride pinched my ass..I kid you not)

The strain of all-day boozing starts to take its toll on some..

The lads' ridiculously bling MTV cribs-style villa..."Villa Kebun"






Quotes of the holiday -
1. "Come here to me Walshy...I reckon these birds are kosher" - Bubbles (..upon discovering a rare gaggle of local ladies that WEREN'T looking for payment in return for services rendered)
2. "Hey...how about you f**k me and then I f**k you?" - Random local ladyboy offers Bubbles a present he just about manages to turn down

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

myself and april got engaged

Anonymous said...

ah crap!! 10 years later and im still mixing them up. myself and Jill got engaged

Anonymous said...

Youre not getting any for the rest of the year Aaron you jerk.

Anonymous said...

Doh

Philip Walsh said...

"Youre not getting any for the rest of the year Aaron you jerk."

...that should prepare him well for the barren spell that is married life!!

Congrats on your great news kiddies..all I'll say is you better not schedule the stag/wedding for before I get home at the start of May 2008..agreed?